Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
Men also have no problem violating women’s bodies while they wear a niqab, hijab and burqa, some of the most covered form of clothing. So basically, what the fuck makes you think clothes have anything to do with it?
Super relevant.
(Source: morenamagia, via evenangelsfall1999)
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. ow. ow.
(Source: prettygreenlies, via evenangelsfall1999)
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
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the first person to have a boner must have been so confused like “why is my extra limb sticking out and why do I want someone to touch it”
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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#that time Harry had perfect Harry hair
#that time a book-to-movie adaptation was nearly perfect
(Source: movedtoaryastarks, via whatscomingwillcome)
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
(Source: nointerrruption, via tales-of-bohemia)
Glad You Came - Violin cover by Bryson Andres
I have a thing for violins……
i almost instantly had an eargasm
and i’m not even wearing headphones right now
reblogging again
fucking violins
(via tales-of-bohemia)
freedom isnt freedom if your moms a bitchhh
These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)
(via stupid-rich-kid)